Behold, it is I, Isoyar. I don’t mean to be pretentious, but as we all know, I am indeed the best human being ever to exist.
Anyway, a legend has been born. This, friends, is my Love Shack. No loving actually occurs in this shack. While you may find this to be disappointing, I ask that you stay, regardless of misleading titles. We will all have plenty of fun times here.